A cartoon version of the images that go through my head whenever a woman believes that I “should get a cat.”
I like your cat, _________, but that really doesn’t mean that I’d get along with mine. Basically, I’d need to be at a point in my life where I’d have room to not maximize my sleep (¿Ever wonder how I can sleep so few hours, folks? Well, it requires that every minute has a high quality to it.).
(via sammle)
Reblogging for the Stephen King reference.